Kona Coast Hash House Harriers Hymnal

KNOW YOUR SONGS!!! YOU MAY BE CALLED OUT TO START A SONG!!!

KCH3 Essential songs:

HEAD

HEAD?! Who said head? I'll take some of that!
And we did, and it was good, and there was much rejoicing.
And then we fucked! We fucked for hours! In trees and bushes and flowers.
Scaring little children and small woodland creatures.
We fucked like Vikings! With horns on our head!
HEAD?! Who said head? I'll take some of that.
We don't want women with good taste, we want women that taste good.

MEET THE HASHERS

(The Flintstones melody)
Hashers, meet the hasher
They're the biggest drunks in history
From the Coast of Kona
They're the leaders in debauchery
Half minds, trailing shiggy through the years
Watch them, as they down a lot of beers
Down-down, down-down down-down
Down down down down down down down down
Down down down down down
Down down down down down

THEY OUGHT TO BE PUBLICLY PISSED ON

They Ought to be Publicly Pissed On
They ought to be publicly pissed upon,
They ought to be publicly shot, BANG BANG
They ought to be tied to a urinal,
And left there to fester and rot,
Drink it down, down, down...

WHY WERE THEY BORN SO BEAUTIFUL?

(Done as a tribute to hasher, usually after a down down song, but sometimes as the down down song)

Why were they born so beautiful,
Why were they born at all.
They are no f*cking use to anyone,
They're no f*cking use at all.
They might be a joy to their mother,
But they're a pain in the asshole to me!
(Sometimes mooning the recipient)

SWING LOW

Swing low, sweet char-i-o-ot,
Cumin' for two carry me home...
Swing low, sweet char-i-o-ot,
Cumin' for two carry me home.
I looked over Jordan,
And what did I see-ee,
Cumin' for two carry me home...
A band of An-gels,
Cumin' after me-ee,
Cumin' four two carry me home... 

SHITTY TRAIL

(Mickey Mouse Club Theme Song)
S-H-I... T-T-Y... T - R - A - I - L...
Shitty trail, IT SUCKED!
Shitty trail, TOTALLY FUCKED!
I'd rather drink than run your shitty trail.
I'd rather sit here and drink my beer
than run your Shitty Trail.
S-H-I... T-T-Y... T - R - A - I - L...

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