Kona Coast Hash House Harriers Past Events


Kona Coast Hash House Harriers
Run No. 164!

DATE: Saturday September 30, 2017 - Check-In at 2:00 - Hares off at 2:15 - Hounds off at 2:30
WHERE: Basketball court parking area north of Coconut Grove on Kuakini Highway
DIRECTIONS: Click for Map 
Hare(s): Cocktoberfest and Cherry Popper
Cost: $8 American
Dog-Friendly: Unknown
Additional Info: A to B Trail

Kona Coast Hash House Harriers
Run No. 163!

DATE: Saturday August 26, 2017 - Check-In at 2:00 - Hares off at 2:15 - Hounds off at 2:30
WHERE: Keauhou Bay, at the canoe club lawn area
DIRECTIONS: Click for Map 
THEME: Knock Knock Jokes! All Hashers will have to show up with at least two knock knock jokes. Do your homework and be prepared to give up a KKJ when requested!
Hare(s): Cherry Popper and Turd Toes
Cost: $8 American
Dog-Friendly: Probably
Additional Info: A to A Trail - This will be the End of Summer Hash Run and BBQ to follow at the On-In!

Kona Coast Hash House Harriers
Run No. 162!

DATE: Saturday July 29, 2017
WHERE: Kaloko Mauka, Makahi Street
DIRECTIONS: Drive 4 miles up from Palani Road intersection turn right on Kaloko Drive. Keep going till you get to Makahi St and turn left. Goto the end of the road and you'll find the start. Map  Street View
THEME: 'Murica! Red, Black, & Blue!
Hare(s): Rabid Gazelle
Cost: $8 American
Dog-Friendly: Sort of - If your dog can tear the throat out of a charging wild boar at a run
Additional Info: A to A trail. Expect to get bruised. This is a shiggy run through the country so bring the proper footwear!

Kona Coast Hash House Harriers
Run No. 161!

DATE: Saturday June 24, 2017 - Check-In at 2:00 - Hares off at 2:15 - Hounds off at 2:30
WHERE: Queen K Highway 2.3 miles south of the Palani Junction
DIRECTIONS: On Queen K Highway 2.3 miles south of the Palani Junction in Kailua Kona across the street from Puapuaanui St on the Makai side of the road. At the intersection pull off onto the gravel area across the street from Pualani Estates.
Map
Street View
THEME: Whatever
Hare(s): One-Eyed Boner / Scarf & Barf
Cost: $8 American
Dog-Friendly: Probably
Additional Info: A to B Trail


Kona Coast Hash House Harriers
Run No. 160!

DATE: Saturday May 27, 2017 - Check-In at 2:00 - Hares off at 2:15 - Hounds off at 2:30
WHERE: Keauhou Shopping Center
DIRECTIONS: Look for Hashers in front of Longs Keauhou
THEME: 3rd Anal Bash/Hash - Bike or Run your choice!
Hare(s): I'm not Gay / Half a Bubble Off
Cost: $8 American
Dog-Friendly: Dunno
Additional Info: A to B trails

Kona Coast Hash House Harriers
Run No. 157!

DATE: Saturday April 29, 2017 - Check-In at 2:00 - Hares off at 2:15 - Hounds off at 2:30
WHERE: My Bar - Kona Old Industrial Area
DIRECTIONS: Take Queen Ka'ahumanu Hwy to Kaiwi Street. Take first left on Luhia Street. 1/4 Mile up Luhia Street look for RED DRESSES - Click for Map
THEME: The 9th Annual KCH3 Red Dress Run!
Hare(s): Full Metal Jock
Cost: $8 American
Dog-Friendly: Pub Crawl
Additional Info: A to B Run. Everyone MUST wear a red dress - Boy, Girl, Dog, Cat... everyone must wear a red dress to run this Hash.

Kona Coast Hash House Harriers
Run No. 156!

DATE: Saturday March 25, 2017 - Check-In at 2:00 - Hares off at 2:15 - Hounds off at 2:30
WHERE: Palisades - At the intersection of Kaimimani and Ane Keohokole on the south portion of Ane K across from the fire station.
THEME: Either: March Madness Basketball - OR - Celebrate the demise of Flying Toe Jambs bachelorhood - The wedding is the week after the hash so come help him mourn the loss of his freedom and wanton ways!
Hare(s): EZ Lips & Saintly Suds
Cost: $8 American
Dog-Friendly: Maybe
Additional Info: A to A Run

Kona Coast Hash House Harriers
Run No. 155!

DATE: Saturday February 25, 2017 - Check-In at 2:00 - Hares off at 2:15 - Hounds off at 2:30
WHERE: OTEC Road - Parking lot just passed the tide pools
DIRECTIONS: OTEC Road - Parking lot just passed the tide pools where the bathrooms are located. Drive towards Kona Airport and turn toward the ocean at the OTEC/Natural Energy Lab Road. Follow the road till it turns north and look for Hashers in the parking lot on the left.
THEME: Cupid's Chokehold
Hare(s): Rabid Gazelle
Cost: $8 American
Dog-Friendly: Probably
Additional Info: A to A Run - This is certain to be a beautiful run along the blue ocean crashing waves upon black lava fields as we run through the heat to the cold beer waiting for us at the end. No better way to spend this coming Saturday afternoon!

Kona Coast Hash House Harriers
Run No. 153!

DATE: Saturday January 28, 2017 Check-In at 2:00 - Hares off at 2:15 - Hounds off at 2:30
WHERE: Kahua Ranch on the Kohala Mountain Road 1/2 mile past the Kohala Ranch Upper gate and 1/10 mile before the Kahua Ranch main gate on the right hand side of the road is a gate. Look for the KCH3 sign on the tree. NOTE: Open the gate and CLOSE IT BEHIND YOU! There are critters there who will escape!
DIRECTIONS: From Kona take Queen K north to Kawaihae Road turn right toward Waimea. At the junction of Kawaihae Rd and Kohala Mt Rd turn left. Drive approx. 9 miles on the Kohala Mountain Road to 1/2 of a mile past the Kohala Ranch Upper gate and 1/10 of a mile before the Kahua Ranch main gate on the right hand side of the road is a gate. Look for the KCH3 sign on the tree..
THEME: Kahua Ranch Shiggy Trail
Hare(s): Gazelle from Hell
Cost: $8 American
Dog-Friendly: NOT RECOMMENDED - Cattle and other critters on the trail.
Additional Info: A to A run. This is one of the most beautiful shiggy runs through the Kohala Mountain Country you can ever experience. Gazelle from Hell has promised a memorable run through some of the Big Islands Finest country. Last year was sunny and beautiful but no reason to believe this year will be as good. Bring rain gear, warm clothing and umbrellas just in case... Don't say you werent warned! This is a classic Hash so bring a virgin, bring a friend, what the hell bring an enemy... They might see the light.

Kona Coast Hash House Harriers Christmas Spectacular!
Run No. 152! - 2016-12-17

DATE: December 17th 2016 - Check-In at 2:00 - Hares off at 2:15 - Hounds off at 2:30
WHERE: Old Airport behind the Hockey Rink
DIRECTIONS: (Old Airport behind the Hockey Rink)
THEME: 12th Christmas Hash Run Spectactular!
Hare(s): To be Chosen at Start
Cost: $8 American
Dog-Friendly: Probably
Additional Info: A to A - This is a relay run, hares will be chosen at the run start and lay trail as will be determined. Bring your Christmas best gear and run like a drunken reindeer!

Kona Coast Hash House Harriers Hashoweenie Run!
Run No. 151! - 2016-10-29

DATE: October 29th 2016- Check-In at 2:00 - Hares off at 2:15 - Hounds off at 2:30
WHERE: Parking Lot north side of K-Mart
DIRECTIONS: Go to K-Mart... Look for wierd looking people with beer...
THEME: Hashoweenie Run! Get a good costume on and you may be rewarded in circle for best costume.
Hare(s): Full Metal Jock
Cost: $8 American
Dog-Friendly: Pub Crawl so not advised
Additional Info: A to B trail - Please Note 2:00pm Start Time!!! This will be a pub crawl through town. Bring $$$ or a significant other willing to pay in hopes to have their way with you...

Run No. 150 - 2016-09-24

DATE: September 24th 2016- Check-In at 2:00 - Hares off at 2:15 - Hounds off at 2:30
WHERE: 2.1 Miles North of the Kona Airport on the Mauka Side of the highway
DIRECTIONS: Drive 2.1 miles north of Kona Airport. Look for hash cars parked on the lava. Best to drive off the road and don't park on the shoulder! Park. Hash.
THEME: Break the Glass Ceiling with Lava Rocks! For the first time a female Tyrant will lead a Kona Hash Run! "Cherry Popper" will be the substitute Tyrant for this months run.
Hare(s): Tree Fucker & Half a Bubble Off
Cost: $8 American
Dog-Friendly: Treefucker and Half a Bubble? Probably not even people friendly much less dog friendly.
Additional Info: A to A trail - Please Note Earlier Start Time!!!

Run No. 149 - 2016-08-27

DATE: August 27th 2016- Check-In at 2:00 - Hares off at 2:15 - Hounds off at 2:30
WHERE: Kua bay Area - Kona
DIRECTIONS: Drive 4.5 miles north of Kona Airport. Turn left to Kua Bay. Look for hashers at the empty lot at the base of the cinder cone.Beach Parking Lot. Click for Map
THEME:
Hare(s): Cocktoberfest & Just Chase
Cost: $8 American
Dog-Friendly:
Additional Info: Please Note Earlier Start Time!!! A to A trail. The Hares say this will be a BYO BBQ, which presumable means you bring the food and they'll bring the fire. The Hash will bring the beer. Swim gear also suggested as we may get wet. Maybe bring a chair as well. Right here!

Run No. 148 - 2016-07-30

DATE: Sat, July 30th- Check-In at 3:00 - Hares off at 3:15 - Hounds off at 3:30
WHERE: Kahaluu, Kona
DIRECTIONS: Kahaluu Beach Parking Lot. Click for Map
THEME: More info soon
Hare(s): Just Linda Larsen / Turd Toes
Cost: $8 American
Dog-Friendly:
Additional Info: A to B trail. This will be a fun hash! Rumour is the On-In will be at a beautiful waterfront location with grass, picnic tables, a beach to swim from AND bathrooms! Meet up at Kahaluu Beach parking Lot... Right here!

Run No. 147 - 2016-06-18

DATE: Sat, June 18th- Check-In at 3:00 - Hares off at 3:15 - Hounds off at 3:30
WHERE: Choice Mart Mauka Parking Lot Captain Cook
DIRECTIONS: Meet up in the Choice Mart Mauka Parking Lot in Captain Cook. Click for Map
THEME: More info soon
Hare(s): Scarf & Barf / One Eyed Boner
Cost: $8 American
Dog-Friendly:
Additional Info: A to A trail. More info soon Right here!

Run No. 146 - 2016-05-28

DATE: Sat, May 28th- Check-In at 3:00 - Hares off at 3:15 - Hounds off at 3:30

WHERE: Living Stones Church - Alii Drive
DIRECTIONS: Meet up in the parking lot/beach area just south from Living Stones Church on Alii drive south of Royal Poinciana drive. Click for Map
THEME: Hash/Bash Combo - Put on your best kilt and braveheart warpaint for a memorial hash/bash in honor of Petal Pusher who was tragically taken from us recently.
Hare(s): Half a Bubble Off, Byte my Abacus
Cost: $8 American
Dog-Friendly: Yes for Large Sturdy Dogs
Additional Info: Time once again for the Kona Coast Hash House Harriers anal Bash/Hash! Bike or Run it's your choice. Do both if you dare! Wear your best kilt and braveheart warpaint in memory of Petal Pusher, who will be missed. There will be serious shiggy on the run trail and some mild off roading on the bike trail but nothing your road bike can't handle after a few beers. Meet up in the parking lot/beach area just south from Living Stones Church on Alii drive south of Royal Poinciana drive. A to B Trails. Right here!

Run No. 145 - 2016-04-23

DATE: Sat, Apr 23th- Check-In at 3:00 - Hares off at 3:15 - Hounds off at 3:30
WHERE: My Bar - Old Industrial Area Kona
DIRECTIONS: Take Queen Ka'ahumanu Hwy to Kaiwi Street. Take first left on Luhia Street. 1/4 Mile up Luhia Street look for RED DRESSES - Click for Map
THEME: Red Dress Run!!!
Hare(s): Full Metal Jock & Dic's Not Coming
Cost: $8 American
Dog-Friendly: Pub Crawl
Additional Info: That's right it is time for the Kona Coast Hash House Harriers annual Red Dress Run!! Get out there today and find that new stunning red gown you will be showing off this year. Do it now before all the best ones are gone! And start looking for some virgins to bring along to help celebrate this sweaty, beer infused fashion show.
A to B - Pub Crawl - Bring $$Cash$$.

Run No. 144 - 2016-03-26

DATE: Sat, Mar 26th- Check-In at 2:00 - Hares off at 2:15 - Hounds off at 2:30
WHERE: Pu'u Wa'a Wa'a Ranch
DIRECTIONS: From Kailua Kona take Palani Road to the upper highway, Mamalahoa Hwy, north towards Waimea. Drive approx. 18 miles till just before the road curves left and climbs the cliff to Puuanhulu, turn right and go through a gate. Close it behind you. Look for Hashers.
THEME:
Hare(s): Dick's Not Coming & I'm Not Gay
Cost: $8 American
Dog-Friendly: Yes but bring water!
Additional Info: A to A run. This will be a true Shiggy Run among the hills and dales of Puu Waa Waa. A fun day will be had by all in a new area for most Hashers. Shanghai some virgins and meet us in the highlands of West Hawaii!

Run No. 143 - 2016-02-27

DATE: Sat, Feb 27th- Check-In at 3:00 - Hares off at 3:15 - Hounds off at 3:30
WHERE: Keahole Point
DIRECTIONS: Take Queen Kaahumanu Hwy, 19, to the OTEC road, Makako Bay Dr. and head towards the sea. Stay on the road as it goes north until you get to the end where there is a gate and turn left towards the ocean. Keep going till you can't go no more and look for Hashers!
THEME:
Hare(s): Gimperela Charming, Just Amber, Just Anne
Cost: $8 American
Dog-Friendly: Yes
Additional Info: This is an A to B run. It is dog friendly but will be HOT, so bring water for your mutts. There may be getting wet involved so dress accordingly. This should be a fun run over lava flows along the shoreline. So bring a Virgin, run in the sun and enjoy a vessel of cold beer, or six, in a sunset circle!

Run No. 142 - 2016-01-23

DATE: Sat, Jan 23rd- Check-In at 2:00 Hares off at 2:15 Hounds off at 2:30
WHERE: Kahua Ranch on the Kohala Mountain Road in Kohala
DIRECTIONS: Take Queen Kaahumanu Highway north from Kona to Kawaihae Road. Head up Kawaihae Road till you get to the Kohala Mountain Road intersection and turn left on it. Keep going on Kohala Mountain Road for about 8 plus miles and look for a sign on the right showing the entrance to the Kahua Ranch. Drive onto the ranch. The start will be inside the Rodeo Arena at the Kahua Ranch. Drive through the main gate and stay to the left past all the buildings, keep going to the left till you hit it.
Hare(s): Gazelle from Hell, AKA "He Who Lays Long Ass Trail"
Cost: $8 American
Dog-Friendly: Yes
Additional Info: This is an A to B Shiggy Run through high country and might get cold up there. Bring a jacket for a more comfortable circle experience. There is camping available nearby if anyone wishes to sleep it off afterward.

Since the Hare is Gazelle From Hell, AKA "He Who Lays Long Ass Trail", be prepared to see a lot of Kohala Mountain. Hashers may want to go to https://www.facebook.com/groups/KCHHH/ and arrange carpools.

Run No. 141 - 2015-12-19

DATE: Sat, Dec 19th- Check-In at 3:00 Hares off at 3:15 Hounds off at 3:30
WHERE: Makai end of K-mart lot towards the movie theaters
DIRECTIONS: Kona K-Mart parking lot! Look for Hashers at the south end.
THEME: Merry Christmas! Dress appropriately. This will be a shiggy free trail and will swing through town though no pub crawling is anticipated.
Hare(s): EZ Lipps and Saintly Suds
Cost: $8 American
Additional Info: This is an A to B run

Run No. 138, 139 & 140 - 2015-11-27 - 2015-11-29

DATE: Fri, Nov 27th - Sun, Nov 29th
WHERE: Isaac Hale Park
WHAT: Turkey day hashtravaganza! Three Days, three trails, three circles, Beer! Camp, Pass-out. And a T-shirt! Kona Coast H3 and Hilo Gets Me Wet H3 in one place, with at least one trail from each!? Hell Yeah!
Additional Info: REGISTRATION is REQUIRED to ensure everyone is taken care of. Please ensure registration gets to Trojan. No Rego, no go-go.

Rego forms can be printed out from Hilo and Kona Facebook groups or DOWNLOAD HERE.

PLEASE NOTE: Saturday Trail will start at 1:00pm!!! Don't be late!!!

What you need: Whatever you Hash in, whatever you camp with. Whatever you drink that is not beer, turkey day leftovers/something to contribute to Friday Night Potluck, breakfast and lunch for Saturday, hash hymns and your working liver.

What will be provided: Beer, More Beer, Saturday Dinner, Sunday Breakfast, trails and religion


Run No. 137 - 2015-10-17

DATE: Saturday, October 17th - Check-In at 3:00 Hares off at 3:15 Hounds off at 3:30
WHERE: Shopping center on NE corner of Luhia & Kaiwi St in Kona Old Industrial area
DIRECTIONS: .40 of a mile south of Palani road on Queen Kaahumanu Highway turn down Kaiwi St. As you go down the hill the start is in the shopping center on your right.
Theme: This is the Rocky Horror Picture Show Hash - Dress the part if you are of Rocky Horror kind
Hare(s): Full Metal Jock, Wack A Mole, Dicks Not Comin'
Dog-Friendly: Pub-Crawl
Additional Info: Cost - $8 - A to B trail. B close to A. This will be a Kailua Pub Crawl Hash, so bring some additional beer money.

Run No. 136 - 2015-09-26

DATE: Saturday, September 26th - Check-In at 3:00 Hares off at 3:15 Hounds off at 3:30
WHERE: Hao Trail Koloko
DIRECTIONS: Drive up Koloko Road and head Mauka 3 miles, then turn left on Hao street. Go straight ahead 100 yards and look for hashers.
Theme: None
Hare(s): Rabid Gazelle
Dog-Friendly: Yes
Additional Info: Cost - $8 - A to A trail.


Run No. 135 - 2015-08-29

DATE: Saturday, August 29th - Check-In at 3:00 Hares off at 3:15 Hounds off at 3:30
WHERE: Two Step, Honaunau Bay
DIRECTIONS: From Walmart, Head south on Henry St, 0.1 mi. Left on Queen Ka'ahumanu. 18.3 mi. Turn right onto Keala O Keawe Rd 3.5 mi. Turn left onto Honaunau Beach Rd 0.1 mi, Turn right to stay on Honaunau Beach Rd. on the left - (Map)
Theme: We came from the Ocean anyway
Hare(s): I'm Not Gay
Dog-Friendly: Yes, for sturdy dogs
Additional Info: A to A trail - Cost $8 - You WILL be getting wet! Bring snorkel gear, fins, googles, goggles whatev da Fk you like fo water fun. There will be NO SHIGGY, so you can wear your nice water-friendly hasherdabery, stockings, or nothing at all! (just kidding Rabid Gazelle). You might want to leave your phones in the B van. Prizes for the best outfit will be judged by the pack for one 'get-out-of-the-hash-shit-free' token.

Run No. 134 - 2015-07-25

DATE: Saturday, July 25th - Check-In at 3:00 Hares off at 3:15 Hounds off at 3:30
WHERE: BMW Dealership
DIRECTIONS: From Walmart, Head south on Henry St toward Queen K, Turn right onto Queen K, 0.7 mi. turn left onto Makala Blvd. 0.3 mi. Turn left 0.2 mi. Turn right onto Loloku St. .2 miles on left. Map
Theme: Going Native
Hare(s): Tree Fucker
Dog-Friendly: Yes, for sturdy dogs
Additional Info: A to B trail. Cost $8

Run No. 133 - 2015-06-20

DATE: Saturday, June 20th - Check-In at 3:00 Hares off at 3:15 Hounds off at 3:30
WHERE: Pines Plaza - Nani Kailua Drive. 75-240 Nani Kailua Dr. - Map
DIRECTIONS: Take Queen K. South from Walmart (Henry Street). 1 mile to Nani Kailua Drive. Turn right (downhill). take first left into Pines I. Plaza is on the left.
Theme: Bruce to Caitlyn Jenner Tribute
Hare(s): Scarf 'n Barf
Dog-Friendly: Yes, for sturdy dogs
Additional Info: A to B Trail - Cost $8

Run No. 132 - 2015-05-30

DATE: Saturday, May 30th - Check-In at 3:00 Hares off at 3:15 Hounds off at 3:30
WHERE: Horseshoe pits behind the tennis courts at old Airport
DIRECTIONS: Kuakini to Old A tennis court area near swimming pool. Park at the horseshoe pit parking lot just to the right of the tennis courts.
Theme: None
Hare(s): Half a Bubble Off, Just Mark, Just Derek
Dog-Friendly: Yes
Additional Info: It will be an A to A Prime run/bike trail. No off road biking required. There will be separate trails for runners and bikers. OK you cyclists, here's your chance. This will be a BICYCLE FRIENDLY Bash Run. No off-roading will be required.

Run No. 131 - 2015-04-18

It's that time again wankers and wankettes! Dig that red dress out of the closet and show your sultry sexiness!

RUN DATE: Saturday, April 18th Check-In at 3:00 Hares off at 3:15 Hounds off at 3:30
WHERE: My Bar - Kona Hawaii
DIRECTIONS: From Henry and Queen K, go north on Queen K 0.7 mi, Make a U-turn at Makala Blvd , go 0.3 mi, Turn right onto Kaiwi St, go 0.1 mi, Turn left at the 1st cross street onto Luhia St, Destination will be on the left
Theme: Red dress
Hare(s): Rabid Gazelle and Mystery Hare
Dog-Friendly: Probably
Additional Info: It will be an A to B run with pub crawling, so bring $ and ID. Please bring a growler or some other vessel in case the keg doesn't float. If pre-lubing, bring a cup or other discreet vessel.

Run No. 130 - 2015-03-28

RUN DATE: Saturday, Mar. 28th Check-In at 3:00 Hares off at 3:15 Hounds off at 3:30
WHERE: K-Mart Garden Center Parking Lot
DIRECTIONS: From Queen K and Palani Road, go North on Queen K. .7 miles to Makala Blvd. Turn right. .1 miles to Kamakaeha. Turn right. Turn left into Kmart parking lot. Garden Center is on the left (north) side
Theme: MuuMuu's
Hare(s): Full Metal Jock, Dic's not coming and Mystery hare
Dog-Friendly: Yes
Additional Info: It will be an A to B run. Please bring a growler or some other vessel in case the keg doesn't float. If pre-lubing, bring a cup or other discreet vessel to drink from.

Run No. 129 - 2015-02-28

RUN DATE: Saturday, Feb. 28th Check-In at 3:00 Hares off at 3:15 Hounds off at 3:30
WHERE: Dirt parking lot Makai of McDonalds in Kealakekua
THE SCOOP: It's the middle of Lent and we need a wagon to fall off of!! Time to close out the non-leap year month celebrating Mardi Gras, Boobies, King Cake, New Orleans, F*ck Loads of Beer, and Virgins!
DIRECTIONS: From Walmart, go South on Queen K for 10 mi., Turn right onto Waenaoihana Loop
Theme: Mardi Gras
Bring: Motha effing beads!! Pasties, NOLA spirit, clothing in the color family of purple/green/gold, homemade parade floats, vessels, HEAD lamps, yes, head. Proof you are 21 or older for on-after. (Google "Mardi Gras New Orleans" for inspiration)
Hare(s): Ike, Kara & Gimperella Charming
Dog-Friendly: Yes
Additional Info: A-Aish, (Aish not Amish) If pre-lubing, bring a cup or other discreet vessel to drink from 'cause it's by, you know, a school.

Run No. 128 - 2015-01-24

RUN DATE: Saturday, Jan. 24th Check-In at 3:00 Hares off at 3:15 Hounds off at 3:30
WHERE: Next to Kealakehe High School.
DIRECTIONS: From Walmart, go north on Henry Street. Continue straight through the light at Palani Road. Go 1.6 miles to Puohulihuli St. and turn right. Look for wankers about halfway up the hill
Theme: Pro and Superbowl; wear your favorite team stuff
Hare(s): EZ Lipps, Saintly Suds, and Cocktoberfest
Dog-Friendly: No
Additional Info: If pre-lubing, bring a cup or other discreet vessel to drink from 'cause it's by, you know, a school. It will be an A to B run, there is lava and brush shiggy so be prepared. Turkey and eagle trails.

Run No. 127 - 2014-12-27

RUN DATE: Saturday, Dec. 27th Check-In at 3:00 Hares off at 3:15 Hounds off at 3:30
WHERE: My Bar Kona - 74-5606 Luhia St, Kailua-Kona, Hawaii
DIRECTIONS: Queen K north. Turn left onto Makala Blvd (Kona Commons area), 0.2 mi. Take the 1st left onto Luhia St. Destination will be on the left 0.5 mi
Theme: Christmas
Hare(s): Yeast Infuction
Dog-Friendly: No
Additional Info: Pub Crawl 21+, wear or bring bathing suit, White Elephant gift Exchange of $10 or less. Bring photo ID and cash (bars prefer) or purchasing power.

Run No. 126 - 2014-11-29

RUN DATE: Saturday, Nov. 29th Check-In at 3:00 Hares off at 3:15 Hounds off at 3:30
WHERE: Otec Beach Area
DIRECTIONS: Take Queen K north out of Kona about a mile and turn left (west) on Makako Bay Dr. Follow the road to the beach, turn left and look for hashers.
Theme: Movember Moustaches
Hare(s): Rabid Gazelle, Makes 'Em Cum
Dog-Friendly: Trail is dog friendly for agile dogs, but larger dogs might over heat
Additional Info: Beer Checkers needed, please contact Rabid Gazelle

Run No. 125 - 2014-10-17, 18 & 19

10th Analversary Birthday Debauchery Hash Weekend!

Friday: 8 am - 9 am check in - Hash Paddle
WHERE: Keauhou Canoe Club, Keauhou Bay. Next to Sea Quest Rafting and Snorkeling Adventures, 78-7106 Kamehameha III Rd, Kailua-Kona, HI 96740
Additional Info: Free. Check-in starts at 8AM. Paddle launches at 9AM both Friday and Saturday. Will last 60-90+ minutes. Can bring snorkel gear, water-proof cameras, as there will be a swim option from the canoe. Best to arrive NLT 30 minutes early to sign waiver and be fitted for paddle. Do not have to be experienced. Paddles, life vests (if requested), safety briefing, paddling instruction, and experienced steersmen will be provided before launch! ==== Packet Pick up for all Pre-Paid Hashers available at 8 am both days, includes Wristband for all activities. Recommend breakfast at Akule Supply Company - just steps from the Club at Keauhou Bay. Opens at 5 am! http://www.akulesupply.com/menu/

Friday: 4 pm check in - No-Host Pub Crawl
WHERE: Start Location: My Bar, Approx. 1.5 miles from Kailua Pier, Wear Home Kennel Shirts or favorite hash shirt!!
DIRECTIONS: Queen K north. Turn left onto Makala Blvd (Kona Commons area), 0.2 mi. Take the 1st left onto Luhia St. Destination will be on the left 0.5 mi
Additional Info: No admittance fee, but bring money or charge cards for refreshments and nutrition, A to B, available B-Van for paraphernalia. ==== Packet Pick up for all Pre-Paid Hashers available at 4 pm, includes Wristband for all activities.

Saturday: 2 - 3 pm check in, Pre-lube, Packet pick-up - 10th AnalVersary Birthday Debauchery Hash Run
WHERE: Next to Kona BMW dealership on Loloku St (cross street Kuakini Hwy.) 74-5533 Loloku St, Kailua-Kona, HI 96740
DIRECTIONS: Queen K north. Turn left onto Makala Blvd (Kona Commons area), 0.2 mi. Take the 1st left onto Luhia St. Destination will be on the left 0.5 mi
Theme: Find Your Birthday Suit!
Additional Info: A to B, available B-Van for paraphernalia, may include a bar hop ($) ==== Packet Pick up for all Pre-Paid Hashers available at 2 pm., includes Wristband for all activities. $15 fee for walk-ins, includes wristband for Party entry. ($10 hash, no wristband, and no on-after party with food and beer) ON-AFTER Party at the ELKS Club on Pawai Street, includes Food, Beer, and Band for Dancing! Come as you are ! ==== Wristbands Required. 6 pm to 10 pm

Sunday: 8 am Bloody Mary Run for starters
WHERE: Start Location: Behind KTA Food Store at Keauhou Shopping Center, Alii Drive and Kamehameha III Rd. KTA Super Stores, 78-6831 Alii Dr, Kailua-Kona, HI 96740
Additional Info: A to B (Hangover start), available B-Van for paraphernalia

Sunday: 9 am Hangover Hash
WHERE: Start Location Makolea Street, up from the Kahalu'u Beach Park on Alii Drive
Additional Info: A to B, available B-Van for paraphernalia $10 fee - includes Pool Party with Breakfast and Libations. 11 am - 4 pm. ==== Wristband required.

10th Analversary Hash Trash!

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Kona Coast H3 celebrated 10 years of trails, beer, and debauchery in a big way. Mismanagement started planning this way in advance and succeeded in somehow attracting a wide range of visitors from Oahu, Southern California, the Midwest, East Coast, and even Scotland!! There were varying packages available, from Primo (entire weekend of hashing, great t-shirt, bag, and various other trinkets), Cheap F*ck (bag, sh*tty t-shirt, weekend of hashing), or pay as you go. Turned out the Sh*tty white t-shirts with misprinted logo's were a hit and an instant collector's item!

The first agenda item was an outrigger canoe paddle from Keauhou Bay on Friday morning. We had a large group show up for this and pre-Ana, had perfect conditions for a nice paddle, snorkeling, and cliff diving at the End of the World (unfortunately, the Sat. paddle had to be canceled due to the big blow job that was Hurricane Ana). The debauchery part of the weekend started off with a pub crawl Friday evening with everyone gathering at My Bar, prelubing, registering and picking up their goodie bags. There was a crowd of about 55 hashers, and Quickie laid a trail to various nefarious establishments. First off was Dolphin Spit, then Big Daddy's with enough time for a beer (or two if you were quick), then on down to a new place for us, Paradise Brewing Co, formerly Kona Steak House (which is not a brewery but does sell a wide range of microbrewery bottle selections at varying prices). The crowd hung there for a while, enjoying the view, the band, and various table games. A free-to-the-pack beer stop was right around the corner at Tattoo Technique South near Scandinavian Shave Ice, then on down Alii to Humpy's where it was apparent everyone was getting in fine form, and others maybe past their prime!!  Final stop was Ocean's and judging from some very incriminating photo evidence from Whack-a-Mole, things got pretty fast and loose (or slow and sleepy for some)!

Saturday was exciting as everyone kept their eye on Ms. Ana's temperament. Luckily KCH3 only had to deal with passing bands of rain, which let up right on time when the hares, Full Metal Jock, Whack-a-Mole, and Dicks Not Cumming were off at 3:15pm. Theme was Birthday Suit since this was KCH3's 10th birthday. The pack started from start at the BMW dealer on thru the old industrial with a quick beer stop at My Bar for old times sake. Trail then went across Queen K highway through lava shiggy up to Macy's with a beer stop in back, then up through more lava shiggy to Henry St and another beer check at old Border's. Then a nice trail through a tunnel, with an angry naked homeless guy pissed that his personal garbage dump was being trampled, yelling encouragement at the pack. Trail made it's way to Sam's Hideaway for a beer, then towards Old A along the ocean. Circle was makai of the hockey rink and the pack was treated to an acting GM by KCH3 co-founder Babble-On and Uncle Buck Naked leading circle, and a guest RA stint by Microscrewery of Long Beach H3 and Double Dipped Tip of Aloha H3 who also handed out Aloha H3 shirts to all the attendees of the Inaugural Kona Coast Hash. We had an impromptu naming of Just Trevor, who showed up as a flasher, with a trench coat and a very realistic, but very large, appendage underneath said trench coat. A great name quickly came up, Cock-toberfest; even though it was only his 4th hash, it was too great an opportunity to pass up! Circle closed up and everyone that signed up for the full Sat. package of hash and on-after for only $15, headed to the Elk's Club for four hours of music courtesy of the Pink Toboggan band, 18" hotdogs with all the fixings, and birthday cake, and of course gratis selections of Firerock and Longboard tap beers.

Sunday started bright and early for the intrepid with a hangover hash, first part hare by Full Metal from Keauhou Shopping Center to Kahaluu Beach with bloody mary stops along the way. Main Hangover Hash started mauka of Kahaluu with Scarf and Barf haring an A to B ending at a primo gated community's pool house. That trail started predictably along Alii, but then went uphill on La Aloa almost to the highway. It then wound through some nice shiggy to pop out near Lyman's, back in the woods, then out again along the ocean to on-in. The pack was ready to cool off in the pool after that trail! A delicious brunch was set up with a ton of yummy egg casserole thanks to Scarf and Barf and One Eyed Boner, fruit salad, bagels, leftovers from Saturday and of course beer. Circle was held in the pool for a KCH3 first. If you missed this weekend, too bad! But maybe we'll repeat it for another milestone birthday down the road. Till then catch you at the next hash!


Run No. 124 - 2014-09-20

RUN DATE: Saturday, Sep. 20th Check-In at 3:00 Hares off at 3:15 Hounds off at 3:30
WHERE: Keauhou KTA Parking Lot
DIRECTIONS: Alii Drive to Keauhou Shopping Center. Look for hashers behind KTA.
Theme: Hawaiian, Pele, Tiki, Coconut, etc
Hare(s): ????
Dog-Friendly: Yes
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